Category: Stop Having Loud Sex Notes

Stop Having Loud Sex Notes: The nicest ways to tell your noisy neighbors that you can hear absolutely everything.

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Ask me to join or keep it down

To whom it may concern: If you are going to fuck so loud that bordering rooms can hear, ask me to join. If not, please keep it down. Thank you, your neighbors   Ask...

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Solid Red Ball Gag

Keep it down, Assholes.   – All your neighbors   Solid red ball gag on Pinterest… Update: Didn’t work out well. The guy is the one wearing it.

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Happy you are having sex.. BUT

hi neighbor! i’m happy you are having sex but: “this is how we do it” on loop for 3 hours? really? i think (?) i heard a small group applauding at the end? this...

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Recording of You Having Sex

This is a recording of you having sex from my bedroom at 4:27 AM this morning. I HEAR EVERYTHING AND I JUST WANT TO SLEEP. Please be courteous, Harrison #D1 Fucking is great, please...

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Safe Sex T Rex Says:

Safe Sex T Rex Says: Dear Neighbor, Get er’ Done! But Seriously, look into fixing your squeaky bed please! Thanks – Your Neighbors   Safe Sex T-Rex – Pinterest