i’m happy you are having sex but:
- “this is how we do it” on loop for 3 hours? really?
- i think (?) i heard a small group applauding at the end? this is a residential building
- power tools are dangerous and should not be used in sex
- not judging but jimmy carter is a weird choice for role-play
- not going to speculate, but i could smell A LOT of peanut butter
in light of these events, i’d request that you return the exercise dvds i lent you