Ask me to join or keep it down
To whom it may concern: If you are going to fuck so loud that bordering rooms can hear, ask me to join. If not, please keep it down. Thank you, your neighbors Ask...
Category: Stop Having Loud Sex Notes
Stop Having Loud Sex Notes: The nicest ways to tell your noisy neighbors that you can hear absolutely everything.
Solid Red Ball Gag
Keep it down, Assholes. – All your neighbors Solid red ball gag on Pinterest… Update: Didn’t work out well. The guy is the one wearing it.
Happy you are having sex.. BUT
hi neighbor! i’m happy you are having sex but: “this is how we do it” on loop for 3 hours? really? i think (?) i heard a small group applauding at the end? this...
Please Close Windows Before ‘You Get It On’
Hey, It’s your neighbor. I’m sorry to say this but I’m just a little disturbed.. Why? Because I can literally hear every time someone has sex. So before ‘you get it on’ please, please...
Do You Mind Being Louder in Bed?
Dear Neighbor, Last night I believe I could hear you and your BF having sex. Do you mind being louder in bed? It was hard for me to masturbate while holding a cup on...
Recording of You Having Sex
This is a recording of you having sex from my bedroom at 4:27 AM this morning. I HEAR EVERYTHING AND I JUST WANT TO SLEEP. Please be courteous, Harrison #D1 Fucking is great, please...
Safe Sex T Rex Says:
Safe Sex T Rex Says: Dear Neighbor, Get er’ Done! But Seriously, look into fixing your squeaky bed please! Thanks – Your Neighbors Safe Sex T-Rex – Pinterest
Tone the Shagging Down
Could appt 5/3 please tone the shagging down?! I’m on the night shift! Tone the Shagging Down – Pinterest
