Happy you are having sex.. BUT

happy you are having sex

hi neighbor!

i’m happy you are having sex but:

  • “this is how we do it” on loop for 3 hours? really?
  • i think (?) i heard a small group applauding at the end? this is a residential building
  • power tools are dangerous and should not be used in sex
  • not judging but jimmy carter is a weird choice for role-play
  • not going to speculate, but i could smell A LOT of peanut butter

in light of these events, i’d request that you return the exercise dvds i lent you

 

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